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After Testing
Aka: Why Linn Shouldn’t Be Allowed to Have a Keyboard
Note: It is all [profile] kaitou_marina’s fault that this came to the net. I was going to keep it in my head but NO....



The sun set on the planet of Amestris. Its fading light reflected off of the towering buildings that reached towards the sky. In the highest room of one of those buildings, a very important meeting was going on…

“Finished, we are, with our examination of the boy,” Master Pinako stated, eyes examining the trio in front of her.

Master Mustang nodded from besides the diminutive figure. Master Armstrong rumbled his own agreement. “The Force is strong in him.”

“He is to be trained then,” Maes Hughes, Jedi Master stated, joyful that council had decided to side with him for once.

“No,” Roy Mustang replied quietly. “He will not be trained.”

The small boy before the council looked visibly crushed. Maes took a quick glance around the circle of figures. There would be no help coming from further debates. The council’s resolution stood firm. The Jedi Master took a step forward and placed his hands on the boy’s shoulders. “Fine. I will train him. I take Alphonse Elric as my Padawan learner.”

“You already have an apprentice,” Mustang frowned. “You are not allowed to take a second.”

“Edward is ready.”

The blond that had stood beside the elder Jedi took a step forward, his inner hurt at his Master’s words well concealed. “I am ready to face the trails!” Edward Cole exclaimed.

“We will decide when ready you are,” Pinako countered.

“This is not the time for this,” Roy Mustang stated. “The Senate will vote tomorrow for a new supreme chancellor. Queen Rockbell returns home as well.”

“Her attackers may be drawn out of hiding,” Armstrong boomed. “We do not have time for distractions such as this.”

“Decided later young Elric’s fate will be.”

“For now, return to Risenbourg with the Queen and discover the identity of the one who attacked you.” Mustang ordered. “May the Force be with you.”

Much of the dialogue, not to mention the situation, is stripped directly from The Phanotom Menace (the book version) or slightly altered versions there of. Please do not sue me. I own neither Full Metal Alchemist nor Star Wars (or any of its incarnations). This is just for fun. ^^;



By [profile] acdragonmaster ROY!

Date: 2005-06-01 02:18 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hallidae.livejournal.com
Oh. My. God. This could so work, and it's hilarious too. XD

Date: 2005-06-01 02:21 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bard-linn.livejournal.com
Yes, I find it very amusing. Some of the later roles are great too..

Date: 2005-06-01 02:32 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dragontrap.livejournal.com
*dies* I always did see Edo in that role XD

Date: 2005-06-01 02:51 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bard-linn.livejournal.com
Really? Huh. *plots more*

Date: 2005-06-01 02:52 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dragontrap.livejournal.com
Oh yes.. I've had bunnies giving me ideas on the cast XD

Date: 2005-06-01 11:30 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bard-linn.livejournal.com
My cast. *protects them* MINE.

Date: 2005-06-01 01:33 pm (UTC)

Date: 2005-06-01 02:45 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kytyngurl2.livejournal.com
You crack h0r. *amused, cheers you on*

Date: 2005-06-01 02:51 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bard-linn.livejournal.com
Well, I still have to beat you one of these days. *plots*

Date: 2005-06-01 01:04 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bard-linn.livejournal.com
I will. :p

Date: 2005-06-01 03:29 am (UTC)
lanerose: (Default)
From: [personal profile] lanerose
Like you're one to talk! XDDD

Date: 2005-06-01 03:40 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kytyngurl2.livejournal.com
LIES! LIES!

I DON'T NEED TO LISTEN TO THESE ALLEGATIONS!

Date: 2005-06-01 03:52 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] annie-merr.livejournal.com
LIAR LIAR PANTS ON FIRE!!! :-P

Date: 2005-06-01 03:53 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kytyngurl2.livejournal.com
OMG U R SO MEEN!11!1

Date: 2005-06-01 03:01 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] acdragonmaster.livejournal.com
...I agree, you shouldn't be allowed to have a keyboard. o_O


....the thought of Roy as a Jedi master amuses me to no end, though. XD

Date: 2005-06-01 11:31 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bard-linn.livejournal.com
What can I say, the result of Linn being in two fandoms at once.

It does, doesn't it?

Date: 2005-06-02 12:34 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] acdragonmaster.livejournal.com
.......okay, I guess that if you shouldn't be allowed to have a keyboard, I shouldn't be allowed to have a scanner (http://img68.echo.cx/img68/3909/royjedi0ia.jpg)...

Date: 2005-06-02 12:42 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bard-linn.livejournal.com
CAN I PUT IT IN THE POST? PLEASE?!?!

Date: 2005-06-02 12:47 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] acdragonmaster.livejournal.com
Err... If you really want to, I guess.... is just a quick random doodle though, not that good really... >_>;;;

Date: 2005-06-02 12:50 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bard-linn.livejournal.com
Better than I. *runs off with it*

Date: 2005-06-01 03:29 am (UTC)
lanerose: (Default)
From: [personal profile] lanerose
O_____o

Date: 2005-06-01 11:29 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bard-linn.livejournal.com
^____________^

Lookie

Date: 2005-06-01 03:40 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] owleyes-arisen.livejournal.com
Hilarious!
Might want to take a look here, though -

http://www.livejournal.com/users/mikkeneko/46771.html

Re: Lookie

Date: 2005-06-01 11:28 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bard-linn.livejournal.com
*reads* Well, never seen that before. *shrug* I never said it was an exactly NEW idea though....

Date: 2005-06-01 05:49 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kaitou-marina.livejournal.com
One of these days, I'm gonna accidentally bring about the end of the world XD

Date: 2005-06-01 11:27 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bard-linn.livejournal.com
*snicker*

Date: 2005-06-01 07:59 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] emptybackpack.livejournal.com
-shriek- MELTY PAIN. But I love it, yo.

Date: 2005-06-01 11:06 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bard-linn.livejournal.com
Melty pain? That's a new one...^^;

Date: 2005-06-03 05:25 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] velvet-mace.livejournal.com
OMG! That's Halarious.

Pinako as Yoda was absolutely INSPIRED!

Date: 2005-06-03 05:28 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bard-linn.livejournal.com
Hey hey! Nice to see you over here. : ) Glad you like it. ^_^

Date: 2005-12-01 10:45 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bottled-angst.livejournal.com
whoa xO it be funny xD
i have no idea who is supposed to be who but... queen winry (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v148/violent_child/doodles/q_winry.jpg)?


i also should not be near a scanner Dx

Date: 2005-12-02 03:40 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bard-linn.livejournal.com
That's great! *very amused*

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