HoS: Attack of Knowledge
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bard_linnBecause what goes around comes around and Envy’s long past due.
Set before Ed's capture, before they even know Envy's around.
Attack of Knowledge
One of the advantages about being a shape shifter was the ability to spy in any form, Envy reflected as he skittered along the floor. No one ever thought that the bugs on the floor were listening to their conversations.
*CRASH*
*SPLAT!*
Envy mentally swore as he rematerialized. That hurt!
“Let me help you with that.”
“Thank you! I’m so sorry!”
That was that book obsessed kid that the chibi knew. Envy mentally started planning her demise.
*CRASHCRASHCRASH*
“I really sorry!”
“Don’t worry about it. You shouldn’t have to carry all of these anyway. Here.” The books were lifted up. “Where were you going?”
“The records room.”
*SQUISH*
Envy seethed as the foot lifted off him. Obviously the floor wasn’t safe. Envy skittered onto the book. “ACK! Roach!”
*SMACK*
*SMACK!*
*SMACKSMACKSMACKSMACK!*
As Envy crawled out of the huge dent in the wall he silently ground his teeth in frustration. If only he could resume his usual form! Then he could kill both of these twits! But if he did someone might hear about it and tell the chibi. He shifted into a mouse form and ducked inside of a door.
“The poor book…”
“Don’t worry. There’s more than one copy of that one.”
After he killed Fullmetal and all of his friends, Envy reflected. He was SO going to burn that book.
“MOUSE! MOUSE! CAPTIAN HAWKEYE!”
It wasn’t until after Envy dodged the second bullet he realized he was in the female locker room.
Set before Ed's capture, before they even know Envy's around.
Attack of Knowledge
One of the advantages about being a shape shifter was the ability to spy in any form, Envy reflected as he skittered along the floor. No one ever thought that the bugs on the floor were listening to their conversations.
*CRASH*
*SPLAT!*
Envy mentally swore as he rematerialized. That hurt!
“Let me help you with that.”
“Thank you! I’m so sorry!”
That was that book obsessed kid that the chibi knew. Envy mentally started planning her demise.
*CRASHCRASHCRASH*
“I really sorry!”
“Don’t worry about it. You shouldn’t have to carry all of these anyway. Here.” The books were lifted up. “Where were you going?”
“The records room.”
*SQUISH*
Envy seethed as the foot lifted off him. Obviously the floor wasn’t safe. Envy skittered onto the book. “ACK! Roach!”
*SMACK*
*SMACK!*
*SMACKSMACKSMACKSMACK!*
As Envy crawled out of the huge dent in the wall he silently ground his teeth in frustration. If only he could resume his usual form! Then he could kill both of these twits! But if he did someone might hear about it and tell the chibi. He shifted into a mouse form and ducked inside of a door.
“The poor book…”
“Don’t worry. There’s more than one copy of that one.”
After he killed Fullmetal and all of his friends, Envy reflected. He was SO going to burn that book.
“MOUSE! MOUSE! CAPTIAN HAWKEYE!”
It wasn’t until after Envy dodged the second bullet he realized he was in the female locker room.
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Date: 2005-02-17 01:10 pm (UTC)Take that, Envy! ....And Roy isn't the only one threatening books now. :D
Beta stuff: Looks good to me! These mostly-dialogue fics are fun to do, aren't they? :)
Keep up the great work. *hugs*
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Date: 2005-02-17 04:35 pm (UTC)