Its Law, I tell you!

[bard_linn]

If you have high MP in a final fantasy, you are (usually) a magic user.
If you are a magic user in a final fantasy, you are (often) a girl.

Therefore by the Law of Syllogism:

If you have high MP in a final fantasy, you are a girl.
Cloud has high MP in Final Fantasy VII.

Therefore by the Law of Detachment, Cloud is a girl.

And who ever said Geometry isn’t good for anything? >D

Comments

[soc_puppet]

People who don't apply math and science to fandoms, that's who! I hear they have less fun.

[bard-linn.livejournal.com]

That icon is absolutely awesome!

[elanor-pam.livejournal.com]

Poor Cloud. PMSing on top of all the shit he puts up with.

[icedark-elf.livejournal.com]

*should not be gleeing so hard at the idea of GirlCloud*

I had someone ask me before if it was a boy or girl in my default icon. I'm just sitting there going "Dude, they aren't even -trying- to make him look male anymore."

[kaji-sensei.livejournal.com]

Cats live on land.
Sephiroth lives on land.
Sephiroth is a pussy.

Couldn't resist playing with the logical fallacy a bit. hehehe...

[bard-linn.livejournal.com]

Actually, that's a No Conclusion set up. You can only use the law of detachment if the second sentence is an example of the first part of the first sentence. I.E: Max is a cat. Max lives on land.

[merlechan.livejournal.com]

*in awe of brilliance*

In truth...the first thing my sister said when she saw Cloud was 'What a weird looking girl'.

[lochar.livejournal.com]

Actually, the correct answer is.

Cloud is usually/often a girl.

She wasn't crossdressing when he went after Aeris, she finally STOPPED crossdressing. Woo!

[bard-linn.livejournal.com]

Naw. Those are only in there so I don't get hit. ;)