Death in Religion Class!

[bard_linn]

Dad has a rather nice stereo system. He links it up for audio-visual purposes (makes the anime club happy, let me tell you) but he has to drag it in and out every year. This year, he was lugging in one of the speakers (they're four feet, by a foot by a foot, so they're quite big) and this happened:

Dad: *lug lug lug*

Assorted other teachers: Hey! What's that?

Dad: A coffin.

[Silence]

Assorted other teachers: We don't believe you.

1 of Assorted other teachers: Hey, that's a speaker!

Dad: Yeah well, you know how bad the speakers are with the announcements. I thought I'd bring my own and hook it up....

Comments

[scarlette-eyes.livejournal.com]

*falls out of chair laughing*

Omg your dad is awesome. *giggles more* I wish I could have been there to see their faces too. They actually considered it! haha.

*dies from laughter*

[seventheternal.livejournal.com]

heh

"and it's a heavy one too, I think there's someon...er, thing, in here."