Quotes of the day:
Jun. 7th, 2006 09:57 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
bard_linnDad does this thing with his class were they talk about what it was like in eight grade. Some of the kids were pretty nasty about it, but one kid apparently came from a pretty small school.
Kid: My middle school was so small that eight grade only had 8 people.
Dad: Well, I guess you don’t have to worry about being in the top ten then!
Dad and Mom on funeral arrangements.
Mom: I want a single bunch of yellow roses when I die. The rest can go to the Red Cross. And you can put up a sign that says “Mom told me to do it!”
Dad: I want a donation to the Ice Cream Research and Development agency and the World Wide Chocolate distribution company. The rest can go into godiva that can be given to people at the viewing. People will show up that you’ve never seen before!
My parents are amusing.
*open up electricity bill, which has sky rocked due to turning on the AirCon*
Dad: I know where those 200 kilowatts went! It’s Kingdom Hearts! Using two keyblades takes twice as power to run!
Me: Too many thunder spells?
We are an amusing family. XD
Kid: My middle school was so small that eight grade only had 8 people.
Dad: Well, I guess you don’t have to worry about being in the top ten then!
Dad and Mom on funeral arrangements.
Mom: I want a single bunch of yellow roses when I die. The rest can go to the Red Cross. And you can put up a sign that says “Mom told me to do it!”
Dad: I want a donation to the Ice Cream Research and Development agency and the World Wide Chocolate distribution company. The rest can go into godiva that can be given to people at the viewing. People will show up that you’ve never seen before!
My parents are amusing.
*open up electricity bill, which has sky rocked due to turning on the AirCon*
Dad: I know where those 200 kilowatts went! It’s Kingdom Hearts! Using two keyblades takes twice as power to run!
Me: Too many thunder spells?
We are an amusing family. XD
