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LG: Hope to get next trio fic done tomorrow, wrath/Nina done soon after. Consult with Jade_pen and plot.
22-33: on semi-hiatus. Have no inspiration to continue at moment. (And Hime and AC keep doing a lot of the stuff I had planned. I wanna be different!)
Progeny: No bunnies. Dead at the moment.
Tipping the Balance: on Hiatus. I'm fighting with the urge to put it in the anime universe so until I sit down and read the manga.
Easter Drabbles: two down, two to go.
HoS: Assorted drabbles
WWC: Anniversary fic, make reminder of approaching anniversary, Envy fic, brain breaking bunny? Revise one fic, expand one.
F!W: revise fic. Post.
Ascension: Try and get a drabble out before Sunday.


From tonight's concert:
http://img28.echo.cx/img28/8494/sconcertanime5nh.jpg Anime is taking over!


This came up due to crossover bunnies. Some one asked who would win a fight, Neo or Ed. We had to agree that within the matrix, Neo would win. However, Ed would totally win a emotional angst competition. We couldn't save the original chat, but we tried to recreate it. Spoilers contained within.
Compiled by myself and zalia though others contributed to the other one. (Gah, why couldn’t we save the chat!)
Rekka no Ryoko: ED'S ANGST
Rekka no Ryoko: I lost my arm and my leg trying to bring my mother back to life and sealing my brother's soul to a suit of amour.
ZaliaChimera: I had to go through agony getting automail fitted so I could become a dog of the military
Rekka no Ryoko: I had to join the military at age 12
ZaliaChimera: and put up with the bastard colonel being sarcastic and cocky and making height jokes
Rekka no Ryoko: I'm SHORT.
ZaliaChimera: My father abandoned us when I was little!
Rekka no Ryoko: My mother died when I was little!
ZaliaChimera: my adopted sister was turned into a chimera by her father!
Rekka no Ryoko: Who was then killed by a religious fanatic!
ZaliaChimera: Said religious fanatic then attempted to kill me and also blew bits out of my brother!
Rekka no Ryoko: And then turned my brother into the philosopher stone, after we found out it was made by using humans as living components!
ZaliaChimera: My adopted father was killed and no-one bothered to tell me for months!
Rekka no Ryoko: And he was killed by my not-half brother!
ZaliaChimera: Who turned out to be the resurrected son of my father and the bitch Dante from 400 years ago!
Rekka no Ryoko: Who KILLED me.
ZaliaChimera: He also carried of my brother to be used to maintain the life of the evil bitch!
Rekka no Ryoko: I have to deal with people hating me because of my occupation!
ZaliaChimera: and people using my name which then means people don't believe me!
ZaliaChimera: and the bastard was taller than me too, even though he was younger!
Rekka no Ryoko: And I've been chased by mobs driven by a religious fanatic!
ZaliaChimera: the religious fanatic also set huge great cat lizard chimeras on me
Rekka no Ryoko: I had a crazy butcher capture me and try to chop me up when I was 12!
ZaliaChimera: I had to endure many hours of photos of Elysia over the years
Rekka no Ryoko: I was attacked by another amour with a soul bound to it, and then it was really TWO souls and nearly killed me!
ZaliaChimera: I was tricked into nearly creating the philosopher's stone using human lives!
Rekka no Ryoko: I had a crazy teacher who nearly killed me teaching me hand to hand and alchemy!
ZaliaChimera: she left me and my brother on an island alone for a month with only 1 puny knife and sent one of her cronies to scare us
Rekka no Ryoko: And then years later her not-son spied on us on said island, then tried to kill our teacher and us!
ZaliaChimera: and he had my arm and leg!
Rekka no Ryoko: My little brother can't feel anything because he's stuck in a suit of armour!
ZaliaChimera: and its all my fault!
Rekka no Ryoko: he keeps dragging in cats!
Rekka no Ryoko: I get stuck in another world!
ZaliaChimera: with my father who turns out to be rotting
Rekka no Ryoko: and a person who looks like my brother but isn't my brother.
ZaliaChimera: and my not half brother is also there as a giant snake
Rekka no Ryoko: but my real brother is stuck in the other world, at least I hope so because I don't know if he was restored by my attempt to save him after he sacrificed himself to bring me back to life.
ZaliaChimera: I'm stuck with crappy prosthetics that allow very little flexibility
Rekka no Ryoko: But before that I had to put up with a violent mechanic who was obessed with the automail and hit me in the head with a wrench
ZaliaChimera: and forced me to pay for everything she wanted to buy
Rekka no Ryoko: and take her on a trip to automail central where a thief stole my watch. With a rocket launcher in her leg of all things!
ZaliaChimera: and then found out my psycho mechanic put her up to this!
Rekka no Ryoko: after which our teacher found us, kidnapped us and put us on island mentioned above.
ZaliaChimera: our teacher's not-son decided our not-mother was his mom
Rekka no Ryoko: and then I had to dig up my mom's grave to get a piece of her body to use against our not-mom
ZaliaChimera: and when it actually came to fighting our not-mom, my brother threw away that piece of mom's body which was the only useful thing I had to use against her
Rekka no Ryoko: then slipped in side my philosopher stone-brother so I couldn't get to her.
ZaliaChimera: and made my brother attack me
Rekka no Ryoko: Then I had to transmute her to kill her.
ZaliaChimera: and she said some things very similar to things mom used to say
Rekka no Ryoko: Then I had to go after Bradley, only to run into Terminator!Archer
ZaliaChimera: possibly the worst plot idea ever...
ZaliaChimera: who tried to kill me and my teacher
Rekka no Ryoko: and then I tried to get away and ran into Mustang, who had earlier tracked me across the country.
ZaliaChimera: and attacked me using alchemy
ZaliaChimera: and managed to knock my brother into the water
Rekka no Ryoko: which could have destroyed his blood seal and killed him.
ZaliaChimera: the Colonel also introduced me to Major Armstrong so I had to endure the pink sparkles of doom
Rekka no Ryoko: who was also my "escort" when I needed my automail repaired.
ZaliaChimera: subjecting me to hours and hours of his family history
Rekka no Ryoko: He also fought my teacher.
ZaliaChimera: my brother was kidnapped (again) by a homunculus *again)
Rekka no Ryoko: And I had to kill a homunculus, which was supposedly impossible to do.
ZaliaChimera: although I did get very bruised doing it
Rekka no Ryoko: and my automail got busted up.
ZaliaChimera: so my mechanic threw more wrenches at me
ZaliaChimera: I was sent to war where I had to suck up to Archer to get to do what I wanted
Rekka no Ryoko: and then Mustang got irritated at me.
ZaliaChimera: and I had to leave my alchemist watch behind
Rekka no Ryoko: I also had to deal with a nut case before I even got to be a state alchemist who was trying to create an artificial version of his lover.
aliaChimera: then was manipulated into getting onto a train by the bastard colonel which was then hijacked
Rekka no Ryoko: Then I went to study for the exam but no one bothered to TELL me about the requirements until just before the test.
ZaliaChimera: my brother passed the written exam with a higher score than me
Rekka no Ryoko: but he couldn't finish taking the exam, because he didn't have a body, which is my fault!
ZaliaChimera: he was forced to pretend to eat which is also my fault
Rekka no Ryoko: then the Fuhrer raises our hopes with the idea of the philosopher stone, even when he knew how it was made! And he's a homunculus to boot!
ZaliaChimera: I'm forced to allow my mechanic to drive... and she should never be allowed to do that
Rekka no Ryoko: I had to deal with slimy military members who tried to use me to climb up in the ranks.
ZaliaChimera: and theive who wore entirely too few clothes trying to hit on me
ZaliaChimera: and give me injections
Rekka no Ryoko: and I HATE needles.
Rekka no Ryoko: Then I got my but kicked by Mustang.
ZaliaChimera: and when I finally had him in my grasp, I was stopped from beating him by the Fuhrer/homunculus
Rekka no Ryoko: Then I went looking for someone who had done research on the philopher stone only to be attacked by religious fanatic above and the guy was taken away by the Fuhrer.
ZaliaChimera: and apparently killed and eaten
ZaliaChimera: my not-half brother used his shape shifting skills to turn into people I care about and make me fight them
Added from Kaitou Marina: we had to burn our house. I indirectly killed someone when I was 11. Also killed someone who looked just like me.