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There was a play version of the Nativity story done by a group of nine year olds in which they modernized it. Part of it went like this.

Joseph: *enters the hotel in Bethlehem* Hello, do you have any rooms?

Hotel manager: Can’t you see the sign that says “no vacancies?”

Joseph: Well yes, but can’t you see my wife is about to have a baby?

Hotel manager: Well, that’s not my fault!

Joseph: Actually, its not mine either.

Merry Christmas to all of you who celebrate it! For those who don’t, enjoy tomorrow anyway. :P