HoS: Critical Damage

[bard_linn]

Critical Damage

“Ed,” Roy breathed slowly leaning over Ed’s shoulder. “Come to bed?”

Ed lifted the ice pack off his forehead allowing him to glare at his lover. “Not in the mood, Roy.” Which was completely understandable considering the large lump that Winry’s wrench had left. Roy pouted but left the blond alone.

However, when Ed continued to reject his lovers’ offers over the next two days, they became worried. Roy finally resorted to extreme measures. He tipped Ed back on to the huge bed and attacked each of the alchemist’s sensitive spots. Only not to get a reaction at all.

Upon this discovery the four insisted Ed go to the doctors immediately. Ed resisted mightily but eventually was forced to surrender. The doctors at the hospital examined him carefully. The prognosis wasn’t good.

“I supposed that Mr. Elric has endured a great deal of physical trauma to his skull over a protracted period of time?”

Mass group blink. “Um, well Winry has hit him on the head a lot with her wrench….”

The doctor nodded. “There has been a long build up of damage in Mr. Elric’s brain. It has steadily decreased his desire for sexual activity.”

Which explained why Roy had such a hard time getting Ed in bed as a teenager. Or even now, how it was hard to steal him away from an activity he was already involved in.

“Apparently the latest incident managed to create enough damage that Mr. Elric’s sexual drive has been completely shut down. He won’t even respond to stimuli anymore.”

“Can it be fixed?” Masuta asked.

The doctor shook his head. “To attempt to would more than likely kill Mr. Elric in the attempt.”

The four looked at each other in shock. This meant….they would never have sex with Ed again!

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Riza awoke with a jerk, her breath coming heavily. Had it really been just a dream? She reached over and ran her fingers down Ed’s thigh. Ed gasped. Riza nodded and lay back down at Ed’s proper reaction.

“Riza! Don’t start something and not finish it!” Ed snapped.

Riza smiled and moved to do just that. She made a mental note to discuss wrench throwing policies with Winry in the morning though.

Comments

[skyler-daemon.livejournal.com]

This is really funny and I like how you made that little twist at the end. Not the dream part but the fact that it was Riza and not Roy who had that bad nightmare. Poor Ed does get abused alot by that wrench.

[forgottenlover.livejournal.com]

::evil giggle::