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bard_linn ([personal profile] bard_linn) wrote2005-07-31 02:47 pm
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FMA: Innocent Brother

Title: Innocent Brother
Summary: Al has a question, and he wants ANSWERS
Yaoi, R/E, Oblivious!Al (cause he's fun to play with)
Beta: [personal profile] zalia
Notes: Blame goes to [personal profile] anax [Link includes VAS, which every Roy/Ed writer should read]
Not a hundred percent happy with this so I might tweek it later.


“Is my brother here?” Al asked, sounding annoyed as he clanked into the outer office where most of Mustang’s subordinates worked.

Mass glances were exchanged between the officers. “Are you looking for him, Alphonse?” Fuery asked, avoiding the original question while the others made a point not to look at the door leading to the Colonel’s office.

“Yes,” the amour replied. “He’s vanished again.”

“Again?” Fuery asked. Breda snickered.

“Yes. Again. He’s been doing it. All. The. Time.” Al growled, sounding uncharacteristically irate. “He never leaves a note, he never calls, he’s vanishing at all hours and coming in really late, his hair all messy and his clothes disheveled. And he’s taking showers at the oddest hours. I think he’s been getting into fights too. He’s got these odd marks on him.”

“Marks?” Fuery managed to squeak out. Havoc was hiding a grin now and Breda had his fist in his mouth to muffle his laughter.

“Rope marks, bites, bruises… He’s been taking more pain medicine too and complaining about sore muscles. But every time I try to talk to him about it, he avoids the subject! Someone’s hurting my brother and I intend to find out who it is!”


Fuery paled, looking uncomfortable to be the only person between the very large looming amour and the door behind him as the others scattered. “Um, maybe…”

Al abruptly faltered, aware he was ranting. “I’m so sorry Sergeant-Major Fuery!” The amour managed to look apologetic. “I’ll go look for Brother someplace else.”

“That’s a good idea,” Fuery replied, feeling relieved.

Al gave a low bow and then paused. “Um… maybe you could give this to Colonel Mustang for me? I’m not sure how it ended up in Brother’s pocket but I’m sure he needs it.”

The officer accepted the white glove with a forced smile. “Of course.” Al bowed again and quickly excited the office. Fuery moved across the room and banged on the door. With unusual decisiveness he threw the door open and tossed the glove at the pair entangled on the couch. “Your brother just stopped by; he sounded rather worried.”

Ed blanched and glanced at Roy. “I’d better go.”

Fuery shut the door as the pair began to separate themselves. Really, why did this happen on Hawkeye’s day off?

[identity profile] jeva-chan.livejournal.com 2005-07-31 07:03 pm (UTC)(link)
XDDDDDDDDDDD Poor Al...^___^ So oblivious. ^____^;

[identity profile] bard-linn.livejournal.com 2005-07-31 10:30 pm (UTC)(link)
Yup. So oblivious. Yet it makes it FUNNY.

[identity profile] crazedwolf.livejournal.com 2005-07-31 07:15 pm (UTC)(link)
xD xD xD!!

-pats Al- One day my friend, one day you will understand. -snickers-

[identity profile] bard-linn.livejournal.com 2005-07-31 10:31 pm (UTC)(link)
Once he gets rid of that pesky armor problem I'm sure he will.

[identity profile] ex-sockren.livejournal.com 2005-07-31 07:44 pm (UTC)(link)
I love you so much. That was awesome.

[identity profile] bard-linn.livejournal.com 2005-07-31 10:36 pm (UTC)(link)
Yay, Soku!Love. <3 Thanks. ^_^

[identity profile] gwyneda.livejournal.com 2005-07-31 07:48 pm (UTC)(link)
....*twitches* I didnt like it! >O NO I DIDNT!!! *face-palms* ok I lie, I did >_x;;; But I wanna see Al beat up Roy when he finds out =D!!!

[identity profile] zalia.livejournal.com 2005-07-31 07:49 pm (UTC)(link)
*grin* Still love it ^___^

Poor oblivious Alphonse *snicker*

[identity profile] bard-linn.livejournal.com 2005-07-31 10:37 pm (UTC)(link)
Glad you do.

Poor, poor Al.

[identity profile] stickmarionette.livejournal.com 2005-07-31 09:23 pm (UTC)(link)
*snickers* Poor, poor Fury.

I pity the day Ed has to give his brother 'the talk', version 'what I've been doing with the Colonel'. XD

[identity profile] bard-linn.livejournal.com 2005-07-31 10:38 pm (UTC)(link)
Now I have the urge to WRITE that. *shoots bunny*

[identity profile] stickmarionette.livejournal.com 2005-07-31 10:43 pm (UTC)(link)
Eeep, no, don't shoot the cute little bunny! XD

*encourages bunny*

[identity profile] anax.livejournal.com 2005-08-01 01:16 am (UTC)(link)
*accepts blame with pride, being Pride*

Sequel!

[identity profile] bard-linn.livejournal.com 2005-08-01 01:49 am (UTC)(link)
Heh. This one's tame compared to the next one that's your fault. *eyes it fearfully*

Probably. The bunnies are very happy about that idea.

Ed: I've been having Sex.
Al: *who had spent the last two hours looking up things that cause behavior changes* Is that some new kind of drug?

[identity profile] sky-dark.livejournal.com 2005-08-03 03:18 pm (UTC)(link)
LoL, well my goodness Al, you don't know him as well as you think =D

[identity profile] bard-linn.livejournal.com 2005-08-04 12:58 am (UTC)(link)
Nope. Not this particular one.

[identity profile] midnightbanshee.livejournal.com 2005-08-13 07:28 pm (UTC)(link)
I wonder if there's going to be an 'aftermath' of this one. Very amusing. Poor Al.

[identity profile] bard-linn.livejournal.com 2005-08-14 12:57 am (UTC)(link)
I'm considering it. Glad it amused you!